I HAVE JOINED THE LJ COMMUNITY AND I DON'T KNOW WHY.
Ok, actually, I do. Someone said to me "HEY look at my entry- wait, are you a member?", and I replied. "No, for I am lazy-pants man!" After a short interlude full of blackmail and laziness, I decided to join for the heck of it. EVEN IF I MAY NOT USE THIS MUCH.
Imagine my dismay when, upon filling out the forms, 'bobandbill' was already taken. THE HORROR. A POX ON THE IMPOSTER. ONLY I MAY HAVE A SILLY USERNAME LIKE THAT.
The person doesn't even use it! (I mightn't either all that much, but that's besides the point). And I created adventures for Bob and Bill. My creations!
Nonetheless, I went through with it, although sadly 'and' had to be sacrificed. But I am still suspicious.
LJ tells me the following:
Congratulations!
LiveJournal is your new friend.
What? I just joined, and it's already trying to brainwash me! I'm sorry, but I've already been brainwashed by other evil organisations! And why do they all these days waltz into your inbox, expecting to be treated as a friend already? Back in my day, we didn't even have a e-mail to be spammed in! At least then, they tried to do that in person! I'm not sure if that's necessarily better, and they didn't come to my door with a delete option, but now they come within mere seconds! The stalkers.
Then it begins taunting me. Once I add someone, LJ promptly informs me:
You've only made 1 friend.How...how cruel. I... I have other friends. I swear!
...I think I'm going to a private corner now. -_- *shakes fist at lj*
Anyways! I am here, so... idk, spam me?